February 2012
103 posts
I HATE CHANGE
Today
My baby left work early since he didn’t feel good :( Now we’re at his house eating Olive Garden and watching TV. I’m about to read and take a lovely nap.
Hope my baby feels better; I love you Dillon Brandon :)
Worst Headache
“On the drive home I continue to try and jar the fetus loose with more abrupt...”
– Chad Kultgen - The Average American Male
“She’s been fucking someone else. She’s still fucking Duane....”
– Chad Kultgen - The Average American Male
“Every word she says makes me feel a little more like faking a stroke and...”
– Chad Kultgen - The Average American Male
Call me a bitch, but my mother raised me to not...
I guess boys REALLY do need an actual book that tells them exactly what TO do and what NOT to do. It fucking amazes me. It’s not rocket science to NOT be an asshole.
I am LITERALLY so pissed I can't decide if I want...
I hope you're happy because you've pissed me the...
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
